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miniature-sun:

sexhobolith:

Was just browsing frilly shirts on Amazon.

I laughed so hard I woke my husband who was sleeping two rooms over.

rookhart

1 hour ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 31,838 notes
ultrafacts:

suspicionofinnocence:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

Is this the female pirate in pirates of the Caribbean? ?

The real pirates name was Ching Shih & Yes, she was actually the influence for the powerful female pirate with the name Mistress Ching who appeared in the third movie of the popular movie franchise “Pirates of the Caribbean”. (Source)

Here’s a fun fact about Ching Shih:
After several years, the Chinese government came to conclusion that their military forces (even with combined help of England and Portuguese) will never break defenses of Shih’s pirate operation, they finally issued amnesty for all pirates who were willing to return to the shore as a free citizens. She took advantage of this and negotiated pardon for herself and vast majority of her fleet (while even retaining all her wealth).

ultrafacts:

suspicionofinnocence:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

Is this the female pirate in pirates of the Caribbean? ?

The real pirates name was Ching Shih & Yes, she was actually the influence for the powerful female pirate with the name Mistress Ching who appeared in the third movie of the popular movie franchise “Pirates of the Caribbean”. (Source)

Here’s a fun fact about Ching Shih:

After several years, the Chinese government came to conclusion that their military forces (even with combined help of England and Portuguese) will never break defenses of Shih’s pirate operation, they finally issued amnesty for all pirates who were willing to return to the shore as a free citizens. She took advantage of this and negotiated pardon for herself and vast majority of her fleet (while even retaining all her wealth).

2 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 18,251 notes
iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

2 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 408,875 notes
Tagged as: #LOL #animals 
les misérables + text posts (part 1) 
3 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 6,616 notes

costumecanuck:

hilgar:

bookgasms:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

I’m so glad I’m procrastinating going to bed because if I had gone to bed I wouldn’t be crying laughing at this.

My brother works at Dunkin and his girlfriend works at Tim Hortons and when I found out I said “TWO HOUSEHOLDS BOTH ALIKE IN DIGNITY” and my brother was the only one who knew what I was talking about. Never have I been so proud.

Shakespeare is always an appropriate response.

3 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 211,203 notes

mrdalekandco:

isilienelenihin:

^^^

21 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 34,673 notes

masterpost for writers creating their own worlds, or even just characters

herhmione:

names that have specific meanings

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feel free to add in any links!

21 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 255,958 notes
Tagged as: #reference 
nosocialsavy:

oldrowley:

barackfuckingobama:

thecoffeemuggle:

cyruspotnoodle:

sexthursexdragon:

queenofshellednuts:

forever reblog. dat elbow

The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?

her shoulders. they’re… bare.

She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.





guys please can we tag this stuff as not safe for court

HARLOT

nosocialsavy:

oldrowley:

barackfuckingobama:

thecoffeemuggle:

cyruspotnoodle:

sexthursexdragon:

queenofshellednuts:

forever reblog. dat elbow

The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?

her shoulders. they’re… bare.

She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.

image

guys please can we tag this stuff as not safe for court

HARLOT

1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 182,919 notes
Tagged as: #LOL 
default album art
Song: its exactly what it looks like.
Artist: chenyakumo.tumblr.com
Played: 417,242 times.

holybikinisbatman:

pragtergeist:

chenyakumo:

nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this

SCREAMING

….this is….oddly….good??????????????

1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 64,931 notes

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

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"Bedtime Story", Jeffrey Whitmore (via talesofnorth)

1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 | J | 61,645 notes
Tagged as: #OMG #story