Was just browsing frilly shirts on Amazon.
I laughed so hard I woke my husband who was sleeping two rooms over.
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Is this the female pirate in pirates of the Caribbean? ?
The real pirates name was Ching Shih & Yes, she was actually the influence for the powerful female pirate with the name Mistress Ching who appeared in the third movie of the popular movie franchise “Pirates of the Caribbean”. (Source)
Here’s a fun fact about Ching Shih:
After several years, the Chinese government came to conclusion that their military forces (even with combined help of England and Portuguese) will never break defenses of Shih’s pirate operation, they finally issued amnesty for all pirates who were willing to return to the shore as a free citizens. She took advantage of this and negotiated pardon for herself and vast majority of her fleet (while even retaining all her wealth).
Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.
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I’m so glad I’m procrastinating going to bed because if I had gone to bed I wouldn’t be crying laughing at this.
My brother works at Dunkin and his girlfriend works at Tim Hortons and when I found out I said “TWO HOUSEHOLDS BOTH ALIKE IN DIGNITY” and my brother was the only one who knew what I was talking about. Never have I been so proud.
Shakespeare is always an appropriate response.
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forever reblog. dat elbow
The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?
her shoulders. they’re… bare.
She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.
guys please can we tag this stuff as not safe for court
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nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this
Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.
Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”
“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”
“How about me?”
He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”
She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.